🤧#11 summer bug, havin' a blast

summer cold, happened so fast

✋#10: ya basic, but not in the human decency way

this issue is gonna go so hard for people who are fans of the good place

👵#9: wait, what kind of grandma?

there are too many new phrases that have never been said before

😶‍🌫️#8: i can't be held responsible for blaming others for my actions

after all, isn't it their fault that they also existed and were able to be blamed by me? checkmate.

🥗#7: some guys just want to eat salad while the world burns

as always, the online discourse surrounding a major event is totally normal and reasonable, promise

bonus rant #3: for people who hate drag culture, these guys sure talk a lot about ballroom

to be honest, i've seen the word written so many times that it's lost all meaning except for in Paris is Burning

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🫢#6 "seek therapy" but oh god not like that

maybe we should all know less about each other

bonus rant #2: regarding therapists, buttholes, and knowing too much about each other

should a professional license come with a healthy understanding of shame or, at the very least, responsibility?

🧠#5 how to know everything so you're better than everyone else

even if it's not possible and obviously bad for your health to try