🗣️#15: the art of knowing when to yap

or deciding you don't care if it's the right time bc you just want to and it's art duh

🍒#14: regular cherry is sorry for getting too wild

it...should...have asked permission? i guess?

🤕#13: can't spell "pain & suffering" without "AI"

🥐and unless you're speaking french, "pain" is kind of a bad thing

bonus rant #4: the new padded room of the internet

it feels obvious that "people who answer a question with a question even when they already know the answer" is like, one of the most ANNOYING groups of people

🔍#12: search party inside

that means TWO things

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🤧#11 summer bug, havin' a blast

summer cold, happened so fast

✋#10: ya basic, but not in the human decency way

this issue is gonna go so hard for people who are fans of the good place

👵#9: wait, what kind of grandma?

there are too many new phrases that have never been said before

😶‍🌫️#8: i can't be held responsible for blaming others for my actions

after all, isn't it their fault that they also existed and were able to be blamed by me? checkmate.